SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL
i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough
In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.
YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE
WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional
we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning
The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
"I Have Made Mistakes" by The Oh Hellos
"and oh my heart, how can I face you now?
when we both know how badly I have let you down
and I am afraid of all that I’ve built